Those two Kentucky moms have been at it again!  They've whipped up a totally operative thirsty terry dishtowel that is likely the most progressive kitchen must-have of the century!  It makes short work of pots and pans, respectfully dries great-grandmother's china and can be adroitly applied with a snap to a snarky hand going for the cookie plate before dinner...

Dedicated devotees of making laughter a part of every day, Gayla and Laura have infused a little Salt and Sage into their Gift of Gab Dishtowels.  Salt for the "smack your knee" funny and Sage for the kind of wisdom that just may have come from their grandmothers!

Salt and Sage Gift of Gab Dishtowels are engineered for use... with no special care.  There is absolutely no reason to tuck them away in a drawer and save them for 'company'!  100% thirsty cotton terry.  The set of 2 embroidered towels are 18" x 28".  Machine wash cold.  Wash dark colors separately.  Tumble dry low.

Available in eleven different 2-packs.

Pack A = If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, I’d like to hear it again./Housework won’t kill you, but why take a chance?
 
Pack B = We must all believe in something. I believe I’ll have another glass of wine./Tequila…helping women lower their standards for years.
 
Pack C = We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? Some call it cocktail hour./To me it’s a support group.
 
Pack D = Tell me…where is this bright side of which you speak?/If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
 
Pack E = I am so very receptive to compliments today./I am convinced that given a cape and a diamond tiara, I can save the world.
 
Pack F = My favorite food group is seconds./When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
 
Pack G = Never interrupt your enemy when she is making a mistake –Napoleon/I want the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy
 
Pack H = Raising kids is like being pecked to death by ducks./La la la la… Can’t hear you…la la la la.
 
Pack I = When all is said and done, more is said than done./The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits -Einstein
 
Pack J = I’m not bossy.  You just need to be told what to do./I do many things well…none of which generates income.
 
Pack K = OK, so what’s the speed of dark?/I dream of a world where chickens cross roads and their motives are not questioned.